surefire pickup lines

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 26-Apr-2010 14:12:48

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" --- by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy!



1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts
tighten up.

Post 2 by Lord Loss (Account disabled) on Monday, 26-Apr-2010 14:42:36

hahahahahahaha good one

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 26-Apr-2010 16:57:22

Lmaoooo! Love them.

Post 4 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Thursday, 29-Apr-2010 20:09:11

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Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 29-Apr-2010 21:36:53

hahaha!! good one.

Post 6 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 01-May-2010 16:06:32

lol, I know a lot like these too

Post 7 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Saturday, 01-May-2010 16:08:17

If we were squirls, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Your dadmust be a terrorist, cause you're the bomb.

Post 8 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Tuesday, 04-May-2010 5:17:17

Heh. Very good.

Post 9 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 04-May-2010 22:52:32

Keep up the good work!